Saturday, January 28, 2012

stolen bits

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her." -WC Fields

Thursday, January 19, 2012

"You must make the absolute most of what you have, you must present yourself to the world as the most delicious, enticing and well-wrapped package you can possibly manage."
-Elizabeth Wurtzel

And after all...

Friday, January 13, 2012

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Hello, 2012

Things I Want to Spend Money On, But Am Continually Talking Myself Out Of:
2 pair black boots, one flat, one wedge or small heel
Teeth whitening
Invisible braces
Stripper unicorn hair
Some kind of sweater that is not a hoody that is appropriate for everyday wear. Maybe two of these.
New black jeans.
New dresses.

Things I Want to Spend Money On More, But Will Not Be Able to If I Am Spending It on Other Things (See Above):
Paris in the fall
Barre 3 membership
Ballet classes
A new bicycle
A tambourine, a triangle, and a ukelele

Goals And Resolutions For 2012:

No more alcohol for the rest of January (may be extended thru February, although I doubt it...)
Pull a Nicole Richie and live on coffee and green juice for the rest of January (will most likely be extended thru February)
Continue to become ambidextrous (See Goals And Resolutions For 2011)
Learn more French
Attend college
Learn how to save money
Play the drums more
Shop at the farmers markets more
Learn to look at the bigger picture more